My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

لقمان راگفتند ادب از کی آموختی، گفت از بی ادبان.

They asked Luqmaan, “Who did you learn good manners from?” And he said, “From the ill-mannered”. (via musaafer)